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Crotch Rot

from Average At Best by Dry Spell

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A song about Bryce's roommates penis

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Sitting in the health unit
Well, this is fucking great
All I ever wanted
Was a dinner movie date
But after a few drinks
One thing lead to another
She told me she was horny
And we headed for the covers

But how was I to know that
She'd give me the itch
How was I to know
I'd get herpes from this bitch

CHORUS:
And now I'm itching all day
And scratching all night
Applying lots of lotion
So I can feel alright
Why'd I even fuck that chick?
She wasn't even hot
Now I have to live here
With this fucking crotch rot

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from Average At Best, released August 11, 2014
Recorded at Smoothie Studio by Bryce Smith.
Mixed at Comfort Cove Sound by Ward Pike.
Mastered by Bryce Smith.

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